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Brooke Teegarden's avatar

Please consider supporting me monetarily. I could very much use your help right now. If you don’t want to subscribe, you can also support me on…

Buy Me a Coffee: https://bmc.link/letsnotdate

Cash App: https://cash.app/$LetsNotDate

PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/LetsNotDate

Venmo: https://www.venmo.com/u/letsnotdate

Michael Brown's avatar

Lindsey Graham was the perfect ending

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

I think he would have said the same

Bluebirdsnest's avatar

Girl you're gonna have to put this behind a paywall 😂😂😂 you nailed the ... is it "gay panic" response? Oh Bill it's okay buddy, no one's judging you for that. we are judging you but not for that.

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

😆 I’m just hoping people will subscribe without the paywall this time. Thank you. 🥹

Wendy's avatar

Oh my. Is it hot in here

Nora's avatar

Yeah bill. Not everything is sexual.

dh's avatar

Whaaaat???

You mean, we don't gotta get busy in the Senate cloakroom to pass a fair access bill?

Steve [Sage-Outlaw-Caregiver]'s avatar

That one had some endurance. You didn't even need to send him a picture to keep going 😂

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

He liked it I think.

Alicia Brown's avatar

Um, yeah! Please note he ADDED "balls deep" to your description of their coupling. He was not only onto it, he was "Yes, and..."-ing you!

Lindsay's avatar

I originally scrolled back up when I got to his addition to see if I had missed Brooke saying that. I was *delighted* to find that Bill had been adding to the story on his own. Good on you for encouraging creativity, Brooke!

Honestly, my only complaint is the lack of lube and prep time. How are Bill and all the other ✨patriotic✨ ICE agents going to use this as a manual if it’s not accurate??

Emma Smith's avatar

How are you so good at this

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

God has blessed me.

Guy Fawkes's avatar

You are getting MAGAts to read. You are truly doing God's work, ma'am! I love how you make it relatable to your audience, with references to Ladybug Lindsey, and "Let's go Brandon" quotes. 🤭

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

Thank you ☺️

Yaska's avatar

And ... SCENE!

MoonDragon's avatar

Whew! I need a cold shower.

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

…with ICE. (Sorry)

Ed Luwish's avatar

These three seem like gladiators following a massacre. On the other hand, the guy you’re texting is a sorry excuse of a man who should have moved in with Lindsie. Considering where Graham is right now, he can still move in.

Brooke, I’ll check my bank balance and find a way to support you. Is there a fund where I drop some cash from time to time?

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

That’s very sweet of you Ed. Yes I have several links. ☺️

Cash App: https://cash.app/$LetsNotDate

PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/LetsNotDate

Venmo: https://www.venmo.com/u/letsnotdate

Ed Luwish's avatar

If I read the next post, I would have known. I bought you a flight of coffees. Enjoy!

John McNiece's avatar

And then what happened?! Man, they never let you get to the good parts do they?

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

Hahaha well actually both the last two waited until completion before they left.

John McNiece's avatar

So many closeted “homophobes”, so many.

paul's avatar

Amazing

Watson's avatar

💀

Anonymous's avatar

Why is this so hot though

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

I told you. I’m a good writer.

Libbie Grant's avatar

I lost it at ‘“We the people,” he groaned.’