Girl you're gonna have to put this behind a paywall 😂😂😂 you nailed the ... is it "gay panic" response? Oh Bill it's okay buddy, no one's judging you for that. we are judging you but not for that.
I originally scrolled back up when I got to his addition to see if I had missed Brooke saying that. I was *delighted* to find that Bill had been adding to the story on his own. Good on you for encouraging creativity, Brooke!
Honestly, my only complaint is the lack of lube and prep time. How are Bill and all the other ✨patriotic✨ ICE agents going to use this as a manual if it’s not accurate??
You are getting MAGAts to read. You are truly doing God's work, ma'am! I love how you make it relatable to your audience, with references to Ladybug Lindsey, and "Let's go Brandon" quotes. 🤭
These three seem like gladiators following a massacre. On the other hand, the guy you’re texting is a sorry excuse of a man who should have moved in with Lindsie. Considering where Graham is right now, he can still move in.
Brooke, I’ll check my bank balance and find a way to support you. Is there a fund where I drop some cash from time to time?
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Lindsey Graham was the perfect ending
I think he would have said the same
Girl you're gonna have to put this behind a paywall 😂😂😂 you nailed the ... is it "gay panic" response? Oh Bill it's okay buddy, no one's judging you for that. we are judging you but not for that.
😆 I’m just hoping people will subscribe without the paywall this time. Thank you. 🥹
Oh my. Is it hot in here
Wink.
Yeah bill. Not everything is sexual.
RIGHT
Whaaaat???
You mean, we don't gotta get busy in the Senate cloakroom to pass a fair access bill?
That one had some endurance. You didn't even need to send him a picture to keep going 😂
He liked it I think.
Um, yeah! Please note he ADDED "balls deep" to your description of their coupling. He was not only onto it, he was "Yes, and..."-ing you!
I originally scrolled back up when I got to his addition to see if I had missed Brooke saying that. I was *delighted* to find that Bill had been adding to the story on his own. Good on you for encouraging creativity, Brooke!
Honestly, my only complaint is the lack of lube and prep time. How are Bill and all the other ✨patriotic✨ ICE agents going to use this as a manual if it’s not accurate??
Big improv fan!
How are you so good at this
God has blessed me.
You are getting MAGAts to read. You are truly doing God's work, ma'am! I love how you make it relatable to your audience, with references to Ladybug Lindsey, and "Let's go Brandon" quotes. 🤭
Thank you ☺️
And ... SCENE!
😉
Nice.
Whew! I need a cold shower.
…with ICE. (Sorry)
These three seem like gladiators following a massacre. On the other hand, the guy you’re texting is a sorry excuse of a man who should have moved in with Lindsie. Considering where Graham is right now, he can still move in.
Brooke, I’ll check my bank balance and find a way to support you. Is there a fund where I drop some cash from time to time?
That’s very sweet of you Ed. Yes I have several links. ☺️
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If I read the next post, I would have known. I bought you a flight of coffees. Enjoy!
And then what happened?! Man, they never let you get to the good parts do they?
Hahaha well actually both the last two waited until completion before they left.
So many closeted “homophobes”, so many.
Amazing
Thank you!
💀
Why is this so hot though
I told you. I’m a good writer.
I lost it at ‘“We the people,” he groaned.’